I think you should demand shampoo from the front desk. Hold the bottle of conditioner in their faces and say "WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS???"
Or maybe just ask for shampoo. That could work too.
Turns out, it's this whole big conceptual misunderstanding. See, it's Aveda's Shampure line of products. And Hotel George has given me Shampure Conditioner. But, when I asked for Shampoo at the front desk, they told me that it *was* shampoo. (The clerk said, "It's called Shampure. It's a conditioning shampoo." I tried to explain that Shampure was the line of products and that there was a Shampure shampoo and a Shampure conditioner and that Shampure conditioner was not shampoo, but I think maybe I was too enthusiastic and scared her. So I just walked away. I will buy some at the store tomorrow. Funny thing is: it's the whole hotel. EVERYONE will have greasy hair tomorrow.
I cannot believe how much you're traveling these days. You might as well be on The Amazing Race. (I think you and Kevin should probably apply for next season, no? You'd totally win). How is it being back in DC? Are you visiting your ape friends?
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No shampoo? What kind of place is this Washington DC?
I think you should demand shampoo from the front desk. Hold the bottle of conditioner in their faces and say "WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS???"
Or maybe just ask for shampoo. That could work too.
Turns out, it's this whole big conceptual misunderstanding. See, it's Aveda's Shampure line of products. And Hotel George has given me Shampure Conditioner. But, when I asked for Shampoo at the front desk, they told me that it *was* shampoo. (The clerk said, "It's called Shampure. It's a conditioning shampoo." I tried to explain that Shampure was the line of products and that there was a Shampure shampoo and a Shampure conditioner and that Shampure conditioner was not shampoo, but I think maybe I was too enthusiastic and scared her. So I just walked away. I will buy some at the store tomorrow. Funny thing is: it's the whole hotel. EVERYONE will have greasy hair tomorrow.
Not everyone - some of us have hair that actually looks better when it has not been washed for a day or so.
It'll only be YOU, Amber. I feel so badly for you.
I cannot believe how much you're traveling these days. You might as well be on The Amazing Race. (I think you and Kevin should probably apply for next season, no? You'd totally win). How is it being back in DC? Are you visiting your ape friends?
Shampure Conditioner is totally not shampoo. Like, duh.
Tiggy of the Wink has been updated, but I am still seeing blurry Shampure!
Jeez, it's not like you were gone all week at some super boring, way-too-long board meeting or anything.
JEEZ.
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