Amber & The Five Senses

Right now, my sense of balance is pretty messed up.  I have an inner ear infection, the primary symptom of which is vertigo.  But not in the mysterious, San Franciscan Kim Novak style.

More like the Jimmy Stewart on the film poster kind of vertigo.

(If you really want to know what I am experiencing, you should view this great image in its full glory here.)

The inner ear infection also makes my hearing a little wonky in my right ear--everything sounds like it's under water.

But, my Camper monkey shoes are still in good shape, featuring the see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil monkey triplets.

I don't wear them very often, mainly because they are a little squeezy on the top of the foot, but also because they are brown, and additionally because they are more like a collectible than a shoe.

In conclusion, 3 out of my five senses are monkeys.