Monday, June 28, 2010

Amber & Oppression

Summer?  I am over you.




CONDITIONS WILL BE EVEN MORE OPPRESSIVE TODAY THAN ON SUNDAY... AS TEMPERATURES RISING INTO THE LOWER AND MID 90S... WITH DEW POINTS 65 TO 70... PRODUCE HEAT INDEX VALUES OF 95 TO 100 THIS AFTERNOON INTO EARLY THIS EVENING.
PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
A HEAT ADVISORY IS ISSUED WHEN HIGH HUMIDITIES ARE EXPECTED TO COMBINE WITH HOT TEMPERATURES TO MAKE IT FEEL LIKE IT IS OVER 95 DEGREES FOR TWO CONSECUTIVE DAYS. DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS... STAY IN AN AIR- CONDITIONED ROOM... STAY OUT OF THE SUN... AND CHECK UP ON RELATIVES AND NEIGHBORS.
Relatives?  Are you all okay?

I know my neighbor is fine.  He sitting in his kitchen with his foot sticking out the window.

6 comments:

Terri Beth said...

This is completely irrelevant to your post (tho' I am sorry you are melting, darling!), but your "Shoe of the Week" reminded me that I dreamed I had sex with Lynda Carter last night.

So. Um. Yeah.

ALH said...

Wonder Woman Linda or Dukes of Hazaard movie Linda? Hot or Gracefully Aged? Also: Take that, PTA!

Terri Beth said...

Dude, HOT young Wonder Woman Lynda. Mmm. ;)

ALH said...

Whew.


Also, good job on knowing there is a Y. I blew that one.

Terri Beth said...

It was only 'cuz I just looked it up, yo. ;p

Emma said...

This is as mysterious to me as the "feels like" temps you get in the winter.