On the corner of Madison and 29th Street, there were, for no reason I can offer, thousands of shredded and mutilated little plastic fork corpses.
I tried Googling ("weird forks in street madison ave new york," "broken forks road madison ave new york") but came up with no explanation for this senseless waste of fork lives.
Our thoughts go with you, brave little plastic fork soldiers, slain in battle, I can only imagine, with a giant order of To Go Lo Mein. Our brave heroes! Remember our fallen fork brethren.
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Perhaps there was a fork protest of the resurgence of the use of the spork and, despite their right to organize and peacefully protest, they were crushed by the bulldozer of capitalism. Onward economic progress!
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