One of my favorite passtimes is playing "What If." This is a fun game in which you imagine a set of circumstances and speculate as to your reaction if that imaginary event occurred. A good example of an exciting "What If" was imagined by Diana. Once a long time ago on the subway, she asked, "What if... we stopped at the station and the doors opened and Woody got on, walking on his hind legs and carrying a boom box?" I still think about this every time I ride the N or R trains. If he was playing loud music, I might say, "Woody, please turn that boom box down or use headphones!" Or maybe I would just have big eyes and forward face and be too surprised to see him to say anything.
Another great example of "What If" popped into my head today when I was getting my shoulder ultrasounded. I thought: What if... they were doing the ultrasound and instead of a muscle tear, they saw a baby growing in my shoulder?
I think I would probably scream and try to tear my own arm off.
But maybe I would be happy and name him Gus and love him forever.
What if....
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What if...it was Summer on Monday and on Tuesday we had SNOW? WTF, Al Gore.
Al Gore sure ruined the environment for us by inventing the Internet. I woke up at 6 am to the sound of sleet on my air conditioner--which, yes, is still in my window.
Also he made that horror movie about how Everyhing Is Bad And Inconvenient. I never saw it, but I bet he had something in there about the weather and I sure blame him for today.
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