Issued by The National Weather ServiceNew York City, NY
4:20 am EST, Thu., Feb. 5, 2009
THE COMBINATION OF AIR TEMPERATURES IN THE TEENS AND WINDS OF 10 TO 20 MPH WILL RESULT IN WIND CHILLS OF ZERO TO 5 BELOW THIS MORNING.
BE SURE TO DRESS APPROPRIATELY FOR THE COLD. WEAR LOOSE... LIGHTWEIGHT WARM CLOTHING IN SEVERAL LAYERS... AND ALWAYS WEAR A HAT AND GLOVES.
Who wrote this Special Weather Statement? Kevin? Someone in the hat and glove industry?
3 comments:
Sounds like Mrs. Tabitha Twitchit wrote it!
I did not write it, but I endorse it.
Maybe Emily Dickinson wrote it? Note the ellipses....
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