The Bad Touch Game might not count as "fun times," but it's not that far off the mark. It's a game we usually play on her couch, and involves stealthily approaching your chum & then applying a gentle touch. Unlike when the Bicycle Man visited Diff'rent Strokes, this bad touch is generally confined to the upper arm area, and it is the touch itself, not the location thereof, that could be called "Bad."
Recently when Amber was here to call the Iranians and wish them a Merry Christmas, we visited Carl's House of Cheesesteaks downtown. James was stealthy enough himself to catch this little-documented game in action:
One can see here how the use of the Glove enhanced the Bad Touch Experience.
Until tomorrow, gentle reader!
3 comments:
Did you notice that Shorty was playing that game with me in the photo below? And also with enhanced glove technique.
Welcome to ampersand-land, CRD. This post is plum hilarious. It includes multimedia AND lets the dedicated audience in on something new about our gentle blogger.
I only wonder how this entry will cataloged. Will there be a new category for "bad touch"? Just think of the google spidering possibilities.
Keep up the good work.
I must stop, go, and tell.
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