Friday, August 1, 2008

Amber & Womanhood

Everything I know about what it means to be a woman, I learned from Doris Day.


From With Six You Get Eggroll, CRD and I learned to dry your wigs in the oven. From That Touch of Mink, I learned that some ladies are allergic to sexual relations. And last night, from The Thrill of It All, I learned that having a career is wrong and your husband might be perfectly justified to prove to you that you need him by pretending to have an affair with his secretary.

The one thing I haven't learned, which I wish I had, is how to be so amazingly pretty and gentle and big-haired.

1 comment:

CRD said...

Excellent absorption of Knowledge!

Who knew movies were SO educational?