Amber & Hero Wars

It's hard when your philosophical or spiritual parents fight. Like when Pappa Noam Chomsky says that Koko doesn't really have language because she has no grammar and Dr. Penny says she does because she is communicating complex thoughts through repetitive symbols.

I'm caught in the middle of an argument, and I think I'm going to hide in my room. Dr. Temple Grandin says that a big reason that kitties' emotions are hard for us to read is because they don't have eyebrows like dogs do. James says they do. And, he has even named a day after them. Mark your calendars for Kitty Eyebrows Day, celebrated on June 8. As James describes....

"This is very special day of kitty mystery when every year since 2006 we celebrate kitty eyebrows."

Who's right?